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1. Imagine being at the baggage carousel and slowly realising you’ve got the shoddiest luggage there. That’s the worst case scenario.
2. I’ve never been a cannibal before, but I thought I’d try my hand.
3. My ventriloquist dummy knows how to keep his mouth shut, I’ll say that for him.
4. “You’re rubbish at acting and we’re not going to support you.” Negative Equity.
5. Welcome to Feng Shui Club, and I’m very happy to accept the position of the chair.
6. Waterman, Waterman. Does whatever a watering can.
7. Identifying the fourth German sausage: that’s my worst fear.
8. If you want to learn how to drive a steamroller you need to take evening classes.
9. 9. “I’d love to hear a musical arrangement of a blackbird’s song.” “Orchestral?” “No, just a blackbird.”
10. Every four frogs there’s a leap frog

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