EP's Friday Light Relief

EP's Friday Light ReliefJeremy Clarkson is back with the same old A-level adviceWhat Stalin is doing now.......Working for SkyCorbyn JokesThe so-called “wreath row” surrounding Jeremy Corbyn has taken many twists and turns since photos of the Labour leader at a 2014 event in Tunisia came to light on Saturday."I was present when the EU referendum campaign took place, I don't think I was actually involved in it."Zinedine Zidane clarifies: "I was present at this World Cup Final when Materazzi was headbutted, but I don't think I was actually involved"“I shot the Sheriff, but while I was present when the Deputy was also shot, I don’t think I actually took part in it.”"I have hitherto been more than a little dismissive of people who photograph & post every aspect of their existence. I’m sorry. Now, I realise, it’s a very useful way to check whether you’ve ever accidentally helped lay a wreath on a murdering terrorist’s grave, without noticing."Turkish Club sells players to buy goatsTurkish club Gulspor are trying to win things with kids, by selling players to buy GOATS.The non-league outfit has taken the bizarre step to raise funds after getting into debt.They have now sold 18 members of their youth squad for around £2,000 and used the money to buy ten of the animals.Gulspor, based in southern city Isparta, plan to sell the goats' milk and meat - and increase their flock to 140 by 2024.Full storyHusband gets the happy newsTo find out more about EP please contact Ben.Butler@epmagazine.co.uk