EP's Light Relief
Minister resigns for being late
Vanity Fair gives Oprah & Witherspoon extra limbs“Imagine the millions of dollars that have been spent digitally removing Reese Witherspoon's third leg from films and TV shows over the years.”
Witherspoon:"Well...I guess everybody knows now...I have 3 legs. I hope you can still accept me for who I am. 😃( and I will never apologize for snuggling @Oprah .. if you get the opportunity, I highly recommend it;)"
Oprah:"I accept your 3d leg. As I know you accept my 3d hand"
Kirsten Dunst: “It’s time to have babies and chill”
A lot of clapping from Trump's State of the Union address
Robo Bar - A Whole New Drink Experience has arrived at Hard Rock Biloxi
UKIP's Comms man leaves"13 or 14 years is a long time, most of which I have forgotten already"On leaders: "What of the 10? It was ten, not eight by the way"

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